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woman: aw he’s so cute
me: thanks he’s a rescue
my boyfriend: stop telling people that
— Sliz (@slizagna) July 24, 2021
Vegans be like I'm gonna buy some chîck'un, chēze, and mÿlk
— ምኞት (@blanketm9) July 25, 2021
You gotta experience serious heartbreak at 19 y/o so that you’re not on a reality TV show at 26 crying over a boy you’ve known for a week
— tweety. 🤎 (@MsOgechi) July 28, 2021
Stop making fun of women who can’t decide on a restaurant. The first woman who knew what she wanted for dinner was Eve and she paid dearly
— tabitha (@thetolerantweft) July 27, 2021
i hate when people say “we don’t deserve dogs.” i do deserve a dog
— helen (@helen) July 28, 2021
Got a CV today and the guy literally listed one of his skills as ‘googling’
We’re interviewing him
— Cat McGee (@CatMcGeeCode) July 23, 2021
One of my employees said he doesn’t wanna get married to his long term girlfriend because he doesn’t want her to “take half” .... I asked him what he had and now we’re sitting in silence.
— Caresha Scott King (@_PoisonIveyy) July 26, 2021
my favorite thing about the olympics is how every four years I'm convinced I care deeply about water polo
— shauna (@goldengateblond) July 26, 2021
give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a woman to fish and men will ask her who holds the record for catching a 138lb 6oz bass in 1969 for a lifetime
— jo (@whatsJo) July 25, 2021
Logging on to Twitter each morning: pic.twitter.com/bySrJthXrL
— Ellie Hall (@ellievhall) July 28, 2021
does gen z know that in order to go to the movies we used to have to call a hotline and wait for a disembodied voice to tell us our options
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) July 28, 2021
Hey nice attachment style, did your mom pick it out for you?
— mary (@sheila__larson) July 26, 2021
i do think a lot of internet teens are famous just bc they have good lighting in their bedroom
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) July 24, 2021
Okay so we’re doing plague, locusts and now floods. As a first born, I’m…concerned. https://t.co/ot9WtTMBSm
— Camilla Blackett (@camillard) July 25, 2021
I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and go pick it up after the workout 😭
— Andrea (@DreaNicole_) July 27, 2021
didn't make much progress on figuring out how to watch the olympics but, thanks to olympics dot com, I won't be walking away totally emptyhanded pic.twitter.com/bIQqDz5CuT
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) July 27, 2021
If you’re trying to lose weight, a handful of almonds is a great thing to angrily throw at your reflection in the mirror.
— Grey DeLisle-Griffin (@GreyDeLisle) July 27, 2021
I do not want to hold your baby. do not give me your baby to hold…I will drop it.
— queen quen (@quenblackwell) July 27, 2021
This article originally appeared on HuffPost and has been updated.